Download It #26: Let's Get Small

July 31, 2009

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It may be difficult to fathom if you were a cognizant human being in the late 1970s, but there’s now two entire generations of people who have no idea that Steve Martin was once a tremendously successful standup comic, as a opposed to a vigorously pandering commercial movie star. Nowadays, he's the world's most famous likable guy who's in lousy movies.

That’s really sad, because Martin was at his far-reaching best as a standup. His capacity to meld Catskills shtick with inanely obscure hyper-nonsense made him the single most popular humorist of the period, at least until David Letterman started selling irony by the pound over at Rockefeller Center.

A lot of Martin’s jokes were simply idiotic, the blathering of a know-it-all character who clearly knew absolutely nothing. But, at heart, he was a surrealist. He didn’t trade in observational humor the way George Carlin did, unless you include jokes on how your cat has been opening your mail and buying cat toys with your paychecks to be “observational.” And he certainly wasn’t venting about his tormented past a la Richard Pryor, regardless of Martin's claim that he (as in Martin) was “born a poor black child.”

Martin’s humor relied on off-the-wall wordplay and that hilarious moment when his character suddenly turned false profundity into an advertisement for his own staggering stupidity. And that moment was stumbled upon in endlessly inventive ways.

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Personally, I think Martin’s defining routine was a little number he pulled on “The Tonight Show;” this was probably around 1979. He began by editorializing about some newspaper columnists who had supposedly been announcing in print that Martin was “a rubberhead.” Pissed off and insisting this wasn’t true, Martin then went on to shoot down the ugly myth that “rubberheads throw fish.”

The audience giggled a bit, but basically sat there dumbfounded as he apologized for getting sidetracked at the beginning. Then he started his usual routine. About two minutes in, he suddenly looked around nervously, pulled a fish out of his suit pocket, and threw it.

There’s no precedent for something like that in American standup comedy. Certainly, there’s a Monty Python tinge to it, but performing such a gag solo, in the glare of the spotlight, gives it an entirely different aura. Martin, with his white suit and “smooth” showbiz delivery was Shecky Greene by way of Marcel Duchamp. It’s amazing the American public was sharp enough to flip over him. But flip they did. At his peak, Martin was doing goofball routines in filled-to-capacity basketball arenas, which was unheard of at the time.

However, as Martin himself noted in his engaging memoir, “Born Standing Up,” his sudden rise to rock star proportions - with audience members dressing like “Steve” and shouting requests for favorite gags - was the beginning of the end of his standup years. You can’t exactly grow as a performer if you’re expected to never, ever surprise your audience. And comedy seldom goes over as well in airplane hangers as it does in small clubs.

So Martin hung it up and focused on movies, which worked great for a while there, and today is a very, very sad situation. Watching someone this obviously brilliant bounce around like a ninny in “Father of the Bride Part II” or “Cheaper by the Dozen 2” or “The Pink Panther 2” is beyond demoralizing. You find yourself mourning what could have been.

Martin’s often hilarious appearances on awards shows and talk show couches strongly suggest he’s still got it. But if he doesn’t go for the gold again, and soon, his transformation into Peter Sellers will include more than simply tossing around a bad French accent. Martin, a genius of sorts, may well dawdle in big screen mediocrity, betraying his own gifts for fat paychecks, until he finally just keels over.

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Steve Martin the standup comic is now a distant memory, but at least we still have “Let’s Get Small.” This 1977 album was so crucial to the growth of my own comic sensibilities, I have a personalized, autographed copy hanging on the wall above the desk where I write (a dear friend wrangled it for me about 15 years ago, while working on a (bad) movie with Martin.)

Even if I go two or three years without listening to "Let's Get Small," I'll pop it on and recite the words of the best routines as if they’re Beatles lyrics. All I need is Martin to kick off a track with the initial phrase, and I’m on my way. (Actually, I can do the same thing with a Catholic mass, although Catholic masses are really only funny when you think back on them. “Let’s Get Small” pays immediate dividends.)

Martin just wanders casually, only periodically getting as manic as he tended to get during the arena shows. He covers a lot of ground:

A tirade centered on what Martin views as the inappropriately needy behavior of his 102 year-old mother...an estimation that there must be "57 tits” on display in a bawdy Las Vegas review...a lesson-imparting song Martin's grandmother taught him when he was a child that contains the memorable phrase, “be obsequious, purple, and clairvoyant,” etc.

Throw in some truly wicked banjo playing - Martin could, and still can, whip through a bluegrass tune - and this record (to me, it's still a record) just keeps on giving. Give these tracks a listen.

"Vegas"

"Grandmother's Song"

When I was in junior high school, Martin fried my mind via “Let’s Get Small.” I grew so obsessed, a friend of mine and I would make audio recordings of Martin’s TV appearances because home video tape hadn’t been invented yet! How pathetic is that?

Download: “Let’s Get Small” by Steve Martin (1977). It’s consistently giggle-inducing, and occasionally breathtaking. If you have to have only one track to get the gist, I say make it, “Grandmother’s Song.”

IT’S A STEVE BONUS!:

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In 1978, right in the middle of the King Tut travelling museum exhibit craze, Martin hosted “Saturday Night Live” for the umpteenth time, and my friends and I were glued to our screens. He performed a song that night.

Believe it or not, when this piece of heroic silliness was released as a 45, it made it to number 11 on the Billboard Hot 100! Casey Kasem announced it and everything! (Please forgive the commercial that Hulu forces you to endure before the clip. It’s worth it for the perfect video image, though.)


That’s right, folks. He ate a crocodile.

Paul Tatara

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